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The following programme contains strong
language.

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I'm gonna be a nana.

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Remember Susie Locke? She was a granny
at 33, so you're ancient by her

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standards.

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Sorry.

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I was just trying to look on the bright
side. There isn't a bright side.

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12 weeks, mind.

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I thought she was looking a bit porky.
We're not going to pay for it.

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Where are they going to live? The whole
thing's bloody ridiculous.

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That's not what your mum said to you,
though, is it?

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No.

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Look.

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No one else knows yet.

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Let the dust settle.

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She might even change her mind. Oh,
she's definitely keeping it.

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OK.

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So you've got a few months to get used
to it, then.

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You've got to be happy for her, Estelle.

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And with your daughter.

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Then it's the rules.

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Yeah.

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It'll be all right, won't it?

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Of course it will, you idiot.

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Is that a tail?

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Yeah. No, me and Di were just... I don't
want to know.

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No.

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There's meant to be milk in it. No, it's
not. It's flour and egg.

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I've seen Nana Meg do it.

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Look.

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That's gross, Alice.

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No, it's not.

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Hello?

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Hiya. Why are you up so early for?

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Mum, Emma's on the baby.

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Emma?

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Where to tell him he's my brother?

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Yeah, well, better not to say anything
to no -one, all right? You promise?

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Yeah. Can I clip it off now? No, it's
not ready.

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I need that a minute, is there?

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Can I tell you something?

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Hey.

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Wait. Wait till it's gone brown. OK.

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It's OK.

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Well, I'd rather think.

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And I've talked to your Auntie Paula,
and the most important thing for now is

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that we don't panic.

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I'm not panicking. Because there's
absolutely nothing for you to be scared

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about. Well, I'm not scared. I'm
excited.

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Yeah?

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Right. Well, and the next most
importantest thing... Most important...

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Ben.

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The other important thing is that we
keep it to ourselves. We don't need no

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else to know about it for the time
being, all right? So you don't tell your

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father, you... You certainly don't tell
Nadine.

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And you don't believe a word of it, and
Anna Meg will come up there.

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Ben knows.

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And Auntie Paula knows.

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That's not the point.

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Hang on.

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Back in the house now?

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Can you believe it?

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Where is she?

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I know we're in no make -up. I look
bleak as a sheep. But as soon as we

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had to come over, I just feel so
emotional.

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Is that it? I said to you, didn't I,
Dean?

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Yeah, you did.

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But we never thought you'd come.

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Come. She did pick up to my sister, she
do.

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She caught first time with all four of
them.

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How could you take up to your sister?
You're not related.

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Like hamsters, she is.

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Mum, do you want a pancake?

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No, no, Ben.

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Carl, don't you think we should talk
about this? She's still at school,

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Oh, and not for much longer.

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That's the beauty of it, Presh. Solves
all that shit with college and shit,

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doesn't it?

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Going to be a nanny now, isn't she?

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Job in itself, isn't it? You're always
saying that yourself, Stel. Come on.

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Yeah, what are you going to call it?

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Because by rights, you should call him
Carl. Because he'll be the first

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grandchild.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm going to be a granddad.

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That's stunning, isn't it?

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Congratulations.

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And jubilation.

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I want the world... You must be over the
moon, love.

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Where is she? Where's my... Hey, Janky.

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It's three to bits, all three of us.

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Thanks.

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To hell with the emphysema. She's
helping you, love.

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Hey, you got a corkscrew, like?

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Don't need a corkscrew for champagne,
Dad.

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Oh, all right.

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It's a Sunday morning.

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Come on, a bit of a toss, innit?

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Oh, don't listen to her, Carl. I'll have
one.

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Mummy! You are not having one, good
girl. You're pregnant.

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All right, lad man.

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Not every day you get to be a granny,
you know.

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Oh, I get it.

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These pancakes taste like envelope.

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Going to have an awful mind, isn't she,
Carl?

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Of course, they'll be welcome over hours
any time.

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And if we have to, we move the sunbed
into the shed. I do that for them and

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Artie. Yes, I know.

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Congratulations, boys.

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Yes.

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Who's the daddy?

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Who's the daddy? What's the matter?

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It's my parents.

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They weren't proper mental. If Mam was
wheeling and everything.

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Wheeling? Yeah, well, you know, it's a
big shock for us all.

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It's going to take time to get used to
it.

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Yeah, I know. She's going to have to be
here for a bit, Mam, till they calm

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down. Is that all right with you,
Stella?

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Yeah, I suppose so.

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I'll have to pump up the lilo.

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What?

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Will you, Anne?

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He'll not go in on the lilo.

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He'll be here with me, won't he? No, I'm
sorry, Emma. I am not happy with that.

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Stable door in Oslo.

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Morning,

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Ben. Wednesday today?

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On the train, Italy?

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Little Al's coming, isn't he?

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Ben! Sandwiches!

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Oh, thanks.

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I hear congratulations are in order, Mrs
Morris.

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What did I tell you?

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Mum, how long's Sunil going to stay? He
had all the cork pops this morning.

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Just a few days, I expect.

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He's had a fun night with his mother.

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The whole family stopped talking to him,
Sun indeed says. Yeah, well, nothing

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can mind your own business.

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I've been having a think about this
situation.

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Oh, I'm fine, Alan, honest.

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I've decided to offer you some work.

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Bit of eye.

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Won't be much. It'll be all else,
doesn't it?

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Two extra mouths to feed with Sonny
living there.

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Well, he hadn't actually moved in. Of
course, and there's a baby.

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That's another month.

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Really kind of you, Alan, but... Tonight
will be good. Before rugby.

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I'll have it ready for you.

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Just a couple of shirts, it is.

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All right, Tree?

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Oh, yourself?

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God, fantastic hockey news about you and
Emma.

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Oh, I made up for who I was when I
heard.

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Yeah, well, early days, you know. Nah,
she's strong as a cock and ox, love.

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That's the good thing about starting
them young, see?

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Healthy as, like my Lady G.

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Lady G?

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Ah, my middle one, Lady Gaga.

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She didn't like Britney no more, so she
cock and changed it.

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21 she is now still, and them three are
hers.

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The rest are Darren's.

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Right.

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Tell you what, though, kid.

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You are going to love being a nana.

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There's nothing cocking like it.

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Better get this all off to school.

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Learn how some popcorn sounds.

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Oh, God.

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Hello again.

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Hi.

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Now, are you sure we can get this done
in time? Because I must have them back

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Friday by six.

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I've got nine people coming to dinner.
And they'll need to be starched. OK.

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I hear your daughter's expecting.

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What? You people. Honestly.

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Lovely, isn't she?

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Oh, here she is.

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Old Granny Morris.

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Yeah, you're hilarious.

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Oh, sorry, Press.

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I know the whole bloody town knows about
it, didn't you?

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It's exciting.

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That's why.

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She in?

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Aye. Doze on a latch.

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Mrs Boy!

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Bubba Boy!

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It's Stella, the ironing girl.

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I got your sheets and things left.

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What's that?

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I got your washing, all nice and ironed.

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What's that?

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It's your ironing!

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Take it away, you're not interested.

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She's been on.

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They found the earth.

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Bringing it back to Savo.

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Oh, that's a bit of good news, isn't it?

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Where should they find her?

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Put a call about it, me. On the tea
front.

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It's a voucher for antifreeze.

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Di, when did my life get so shit?

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Now, can anyone tell me what the word
legitimate means?

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Not stolen?

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No, Alex Rees.

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If you were legitimate...

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It means your parents are married.

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Not that anyone cares these days, but
back in Henry VIII's day, it was very

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important that the heir to the throne
was not... A bastard, miss.

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Illegitimate, Ben Morris.

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My sister says my brother Luke was a
bastard, miss, cos his dad ain't my

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My mum says my dad's a bastard, miss.

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That's why she married Keith.

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Right, now, well, Ben... Why don't you
come up here and tell us all about your

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family? Then we can put the information
into a family tree.

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And if I share with you my story, would
you share your dollar with me?

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Bad times are coming, and I'll reap what
I don't sow.

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Hey, Walter.

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Change the oil and replace the partner.

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If it's not that, then you're knackered.

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Thanks, Marge.

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You should advise him. I'm asking him.

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Doing an A -level in Jeremy Kyle now,
are you, Sunil?

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Hey, we're watching that.

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What can your parents get? It's been
four days now. Don't go to him like

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Right, get dressed. We're going round
there. No way.

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Yes way.

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I've had enough. Mum, you don't
understand.

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We've already been back to Sian.

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They want us to get married, OK?

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Don't be ridiculous.

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You are not getting married. Oh, and I
knew you'd be like this.

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That's why I had to say no.

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Oh.

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Everyone for me would have said yes.

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Maybe.

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I don't know.

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But they said if we did, they'd give us
the flat over the shop.

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A whole flat, Mum.

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They're just using it for storing stuff
at the moment, but once we decorate it,

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it'll be really nice.

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Listen to you both. It's not a game.
It's not Ken and Barbie.

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I mean, I'm... Baby's massive enough.
Getting married on top of that is just

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mental. It's too much. You're too young.
Tanisha said it'd be better for her. It

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would make her stronger.

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Oh, did she now?

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Yeah. And she said I could become a
Hindu if I wanted.

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Right. Let's get this straight. You are
not getting married and you are not

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turning Hindu.

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Racist! Childish!

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Got any more cocoa, Popskill?

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I'm not a racist, all right?

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Now, Ben's going to be an uncle.

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So that means Ben's sister... Emma is...
A slapper.

254
00:13:03,810 --> 00:13:07,350
No, Ben's sister Emma is having a baby.

255
00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:10,390
So that means the family tree gets a new
branch.

256
00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:12,260
That's right.

257
00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:19,210
But Ben also has a half -brother, Luke,
who is... Imprisoned. No, single.

258
00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:21,409
We don't know that for definite, miss.

259
00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:23,700
One of the other prisoners might be his
bitch.

260
00:13:29,219 --> 00:13:32,769
Bloody surfers. There's simply no
respect for the dead anymore, Daddy.

261
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:36,320
Like a knife to his heart, Paul.

262
00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:37,630
Well,

263
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,950
I do like it, I do.

264
00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:40,200
It looks ridiculous.

265
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,540
Got some proper oomph now, mate.

266
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,980
We don't need oomph in us.

267
00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:45,980
Those four bloody miles an hour.

268
00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:51,420
Well, it's happening all over these
days, Daddy.

269
00:13:51,421 --> 00:13:55,119
The only chance are if these kids get to
drive something decent.

270
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,800
Yeah, well, the real deal, innit?

271
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,900
Your Daimlers and your Mercs. Yeah, but
it's not a Merc.

272
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,340
It's a Ford Granada.

273
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,910
Bob, skip Diahann, get a back ship
shake. I've got a home visit to do.

274
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,540
Well, go on away for the day, baby.

275
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,050
Yeah, that's him.

276
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,230
Wife died Tuesday.

277
00:14:09,231 --> 00:14:12,939
Tell you what we'll do. We'll get rid of
the wave, but I wouldn't mind keeping

278
00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:15,060
hold of the exhaust and the wetsuits.

279
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:25,140
I get you. So it's a family tree, but
you've got to make it interesting, is

280
00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:27,910
Yeah. Like I was thinking of putting
banjo on there.

281
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,600
Well, I know who the father is, Devin.

282
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,810
Who?

283
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,060
That little Jack Russell from Flinby
Street.

284
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:41,030
That dog have had more strays than you
or Auntie Paula have had lager tops.

285
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:44,550
You've been with every bitch this side
of Treokey.

286
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,410
Mrs Morris.

287
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:57,250
I think getting married would be a big
mistake.

288
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:58,950
Well, yes.

289
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,070
I have a wife already.

290
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,000
I'll put the kettle on.

291
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,400
What? You actually played rugby for
Wales?

292
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,840
Aye. Back in the day.

293
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,000
And I was there when the mine collapsed,
of course.

294
00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:14,519
Were you?

295
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,570
Yep.

296
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,630
Ask you an honour.

297
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:18,880
I rescued three men.

298
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,650
Scrabbled through the coal I did with my
own bare hands.

299
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,610
Gumpa, did not expect him bigot -setting
stories in his project, you know.

300
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:28,780
Carried them to safety.

301
00:15:28,781 --> 00:15:31,559
I'm just going to say, who was his
father and mother now?

302
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,880
And what did he do for a job?

303
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,960
Aye. Well, you can tell him about the
rescue.

304
00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:38,100
I got a medal for it and all.

305
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,730
Right.

306
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:41,790
Come on, boy.

307
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,740
It's the baby that's the problem.

308
00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:52,959
I'm quite excited now, at the thought of
being a grandparent. Really? I could

309
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,519
have waited a bit longer, to be honest.

310
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:58,939
Well, yes, me too, but now that it's
happened, we need to make the best of a

311
00:15:58,940 --> 00:15:59,990
situation.

312
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:03,440
Great. We have got high hopes for Sunil,
you see.

313
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:09,819
Just men, there is a bit of a lost soul,
as you know. You're on about, she's a

314
00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:10,870
lovely girl.

315
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,160
Forty king -size, mate?

316
00:16:13,161 --> 00:16:16,199
Aye, go on. And give me one of them
scrap cars, bud, will you? One with the

317
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,880
bullfighter on? No offence, like.

318
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,140
Just Minda's only interested in boys.

319
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,250
Sunil's got brains.

320
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,890
He's going to be a doctor for God's
sake.

321
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,050
He was our pension.

322
00:16:27,051 --> 00:16:30,399
And then your daughter goes and traps
him into fatherhood.

323
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:34,070
Very easy now, good girl. Takes two to
warm the chat, no? Of course it does,

324
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:35,360
Tanisha. Thank you, mate.

325
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,340
Look, I'm very fond of Emma.

326
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:39,750
She's pretty.

327
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:40,960
She loves our son.

328
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,590
Yeah, that's not all she's got going for
her. She's a bright girl.

329
00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:46,499
Is she?

330
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,800
Yes! You all right over that step, love?

331
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,120
All right. Don't worry, I got it.

332
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,850
All right, Stella?

333
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,740
Oh, yeah. You got any plaits, love?

334
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,940
I must cut his cocking wrist again.

335
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,540
Blood buster everywhere.

336
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,140
Buy the cat food.

337
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:07,760
We just think it's better, morally and
practically, for them to get married.

338
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:13,040
And then she can support him through
medical school, be at home with the

339
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,260
be a proper wife.

340
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,579
Oh, my Emma, you serious?

341
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:20,920
Well, of course, we'd help them out in
ways that you never could.

342
00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:24,549
We'd be happy to give them the flat
upstairs, for instance.

343
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:27,370
We'll only do that if they get married.
That's the deal.

344
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:34,240
Right, well, thanks for the offer and
the tea.

345
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:39,579
But I think the best thing is for you to
take you a deal and to stick it right

346
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,740
up your arse, because my daughter is not
for sale.

347
00:17:50,449 --> 00:17:52,150
Oh, and I love these bastards.

348
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:58,370
You actually said the word arse?

349
00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:00,930
Yeah. But it's Daniel's mother.

350
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,460
It's all for them.

351
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:05,450
I said, write up your arse.

352
00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:07,430
What? Emma's going to kill you.

353
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,720
Why?

354
00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:11,910
It's a good thing I've done. She'll find
me one day a tarot.

355
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:14,050
You were going to marry my dad at 16?

356
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:17,689
17, and they didn't in the end, did I?
No, but only because he buggered off to

357
00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:18,740
Canada.

358
00:18:18,741 --> 00:18:23,269
I'm just saying, that's all. If he'd
stayed here, you would have done exactly

359
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:27,130
what you're stopping Emma from doing
now. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, clever

360
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,200
Oh.

361
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:32,790
I can't wait for you to come home.

362
00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:36,620
Don't know when you're going to sleep,
mind.

363
00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,470
Only three months now, though.

364
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:39,810
I'm counting the hours.

365
00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:43,370
When you come home, you will... What?

366
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,440
Stay.

367
00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:50,740
Don't go getting into trouble. Don't
come back here again. I can't bear it.

368
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,180
Mum, I only stole a car.

369
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,450
Five cars.

370
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:55,740
And a lorry.

371
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,150
No earthies.

372
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,500
True. No earthies.

373
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,380
You had six brothers and sisters.

374
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:06,890
Thereabouts, aye.

375
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,580
And really, you had six wives.

376
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,280
Aye, well, your Uncle Barry had four.

377
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,330
Nana.

378
00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,570
Did Gumpa really play rugby for Wales?

379
00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:21,450
Hiya. In via, Estelle.

380
00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:23,600
Hiya, Prash.

381
00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:24,969
Good day.

382
00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:27,010
Do you look worn out? How's Luke?

383
00:19:27,011 --> 00:19:30,849
Excited, he is. Well, he would be. I'm
going to speak to Jack. Good luck.

384
00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:33,310
When he gets back, the reality will hit
home.

385
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,470
He might need psychotherapy, you know.

386
00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:40,569
Ma 'am, I told you not to say nothing,
but you had to interfere, didn't you?

387
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:44,230
right, calm down. I just wanted to speak
to you. I'm so embarrassed.

388
00:19:44,231 --> 00:19:46,599
Look, you should be bloody grateful,
man.

389
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,379
The only reason I want you to get
married to him is so that you can make

390
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,879
and bring up his kids while he's off
being a bloody doctor. That's not what

391
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:52,659
want, is it?

392
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:56,299
She's not getting married, is she, Stan?
Oh, I shouldn't, ma 'am. Yes, it is

393
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,279
actually, all right.

394
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,750
That's what I'm going to do, and you
can't stop me.

395
00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:00,459
She can.

396
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,510
You're not 18.

397
00:20:01,511 --> 00:20:04,379
But you can run away to Gretna Green or
something if you want. Sure, sure, I've

398
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:05,980
been. Well, good God.

399
00:20:05,981 --> 00:20:09,399
I don't know what your grandfather's
going to say about all this.

400
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,690
Oh, he'll probably say he's very happy
for me.

401
00:20:11,691 --> 00:20:15,499
Anna probably says he's coming to our
engagement party on Friday. You're not

402
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,400
serious. What engagement party?

403
00:20:17,401 --> 00:20:20,059
Oh, you're invited to an Anna, and you
are, Ben.

404
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:22,340
In fact, everyone is, except her.

405
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:28,370
You can stop me getting married, ma 'am,
but you won't stop me getting engaged.

406
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,350
I'm moving out.

407
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:37,000
Can I have her room?

408
00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,490
Melissa took the ironing board.

409
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:21,980
Yes.

410
00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:23,370
Actually, yes.

411
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:29,400
Come in.

412
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:30,840
Come in.

413
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:42,080
Hi, little Alan.

414
00:21:42,210 --> 00:21:43,260
Hi.

415
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,500
Haven't seen up the club much. Watching
Ben?

416
00:21:47,501 --> 00:21:49,339
He's turned into a right little dynamo,
he is.

417
00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:52,100
Yeah, well, I've had a few things on my
plate, Alan.

418
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,990
Like my daughter leaving home,
threatening to get married.

419
00:21:55,991 --> 00:21:57,719
Not out your going, are you?

420
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,980
It's an engagement party.

421
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,460
Ah, it seems you'd like to.

422
00:22:00,461 --> 00:22:03,499
We'd be having a curry anyway on a
Friday night, so send me a few pounds,

423
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,550
honest.

424
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,500
There will be a curry there, I take it?

425
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,030
No idea.

426
00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:10,030
Right.

427
00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:11,660
What do you want me to do?

428
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,240
What I in end do you want me to do?

429
00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:14,510
Oh, yeah.

430
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:15,890
Well...

431
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,629
Change out your moral costume, will you?
But I like it.

432
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,780
Stella wants to hide it.

433
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,130
What?

434
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,590
Move yourself.

435
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,730
OK.

436
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,530
Got me all ready.

437
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,490
Here we go.

438
00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:30,430
Is that it?

439
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,840
You got me over here for two shirts?

440
00:22:32,841 --> 00:22:34,439
Where's your lollipop costume?

441
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,520
Oh, it's not a costume.

442
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,650
It's a coat.

443
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:38,160
And that doesn't need ironing.

444
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,950
Though I might have some pants upstairs.
I'll do pants. Half and fifty.

445
00:22:43,281 --> 00:22:46,859
Is that your family tree, little Alan?

446
00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:48,540
Look, I've finished it.

447
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:51,790
Alan?

448
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,090
Alan?

449
00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:54,950
Alan?

450
00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:56,830
Alan? Alan?

451
00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:04,180
Almost everyone in your family is called
Alan.

452
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:05,510
Yeah.

453
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,090
Traditional.

454
00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:08,230
I'm little Alan.

455
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,530
I know, yeah.

456
00:23:09,531 --> 00:23:11,759
But I bet even your dad was little Alan
once.

457
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,810
No.

458
00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:14,640
I've always been big Alan.

459
00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:34,790
No.

460
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,940
Shall we go to your room?

461
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,740
Em, we can't.

462
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,760
Mum's in the kitchen.

463
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,130
So?

464
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,880
We're engaged, remember?

465
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,740
She won't mind. Yes, she will.

466
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,080
Shut up. I'm revising.

467
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,330
Boring.

468
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:05,239
Jasmine is home in a bin. She... Emma,
I've got nothing to do. You can help me

469
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,860
stuff some samosas for the party.

470
00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:08,380
Oh, no, you're all right.

471
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:09,750
Terrible cook, me.

472
00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:13,760
Oh, look at this, Dan.

473
00:24:14,260 --> 00:24:15,520
Proper pretty, isn't it?

474
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,000
And I wear it tomorrow night.

475
00:24:17,260 --> 00:24:24,259
If everybody had a look Across the USA
Then everybody'd

476
00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:28,760
be served Like the way you ride the wave
twice a week.

477
00:24:29,390 --> 00:24:31,430
You read it hard and you read it fast.

478
00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:34,290
That's your bottom dollar, Bradley Joe.

479
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:37,230
Oh, and Buckley... Hell yeah, Buckley!

480
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:39,860
Sorry.

481
00:24:39,861 --> 00:24:41,089
All right.

482
00:24:41,090 --> 00:24:43,200
It's not doing it for me, this one,
anyway.

483
00:24:43,330 --> 00:24:44,380
Suits a bit tight.

484
00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:45,760
Oh, she met her.

485
00:24:46,130 --> 00:24:47,590
I'm coming down now, Meg!

486
00:24:47,990 --> 00:24:49,950
It'll be the bloody engagement party.

487
00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:54,920
What?

488
00:24:55,090 --> 00:24:58,970
Now, £5 .80 is minimum wage an hour. We
didn't quite do the hour.

489
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,340
In fact, you're only here 25 minutes,
all told.

490
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,920
So, let's call that four pound.

491
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,540
It's really generous of you.

492
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:11,390
Don't mention it.

493
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,340
See you at the party, then.

494
00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:14,990
Not going, Al.

495
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,650
Got invited.

496
00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:53,659
Well, it's a terrible position to be in.
Do we stand by Stella and not go, and

497
00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:55,240
then offend Emma and the child?

498
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,120
Child tree, yeah. Or do we go to the
party, keep Emma happy?

499
00:25:59,740 --> 00:26:00,790
What does that say?

500
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:04,599
Oh, I can't bear any sense out of him.
He's too wrapped up with Ben and his

501
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,650
family tree.

502
00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:06,779
What about you?

503
00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:07,819
Are you going to go?

504
00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:11,079
Well, you know the answer is, get Stella
to go, then we know we won't be happy

505
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,250
family. Well, she won't, though, will
she?

506
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,330
Emma's just as bad.

507
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,000
We'll never near the place.

508
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,760
Oh, Mr. God, who'd have girls?

509
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,330
Boys are much easier.

510
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,180
You and your truck will die. Little
angel you were.

511
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,770
Still is sometimes.

512
00:26:24,420 --> 00:26:27,730
So you've taken this up proper, then the
surfing and what have you.

513
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:29,880
They look like farmer's suits.

514
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:33,720
Yeah. They were left in the back of the
hearse. I tried surfing once.

515
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:35,620
Down Langlam Bay.

516
00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:50,530
Me steer, Al, and you push.

517
00:26:51,050 --> 00:26:52,100
Ah, no point.

518
00:26:52,101 --> 00:26:54,449
You don't look between us. Wait, why is
you and me?

519
00:26:54,450 --> 00:26:55,500
Oh, charming.

520
00:26:55,501 --> 00:26:57,569
Go on, hon, there's Emma and Jasminda.

521
00:26:57,570 --> 00:26:58,620
Emma!

522
00:26:58,730 --> 00:26:59,780
Emma!

523
00:26:59,990 --> 00:27:01,040
Emma!

524
00:27:01,130 --> 00:27:03,210
Emma! All right, then, Al, calm down.

525
00:27:03,570 --> 00:27:04,620
Do you need a hand?

526
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:05,800
What do you think?

527
00:27:05,990 --> 00:27:07,810
Well, don't look at me. I'm pregnant.

528
00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:09,570
Well, let's try again.

529
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:12,380
Come on.

530
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:14,800
Yeah.

531
00:27:15,710 --> 00:27:16,760
That's it.

532
00:27:17,090 --> 00:27:18,140
Right.

533
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,650
No petrol, is it?

534
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,220
No. What is it, then?

535
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,300
I don't know, Emma. I'm not a mechanic.

536
00:27:24,301 --> 00:27:27,719
Don't get arsey with me. I'm the one
making conversation here, unlike some

537
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,370
people. Make your progress now. You're
in your stride.

538
00:27:30,371 --> 00:27:33,639
So you're going to sign this letter of
consent, then, so me and Sonny can get

539
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:34,900
married? You know I'm not.

540
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,440
Why not, man? It's not fair.

541
00:27:36,820 --> 00:27:42,979
It isn't some school trip you want to go
on or a pair of designer jeans you want

542
00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:45,979
to buy. I'm not saying no to being mean.
I'm saying no because it's a stupid,

543
00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:47,030
bloody idea.

544
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,490
Well, no one else thinks so. Dad doesn't
think so.

545
00:27:49,491 --> 00:27:52,389
Your dad's a stupid bloody man. Why do
you think I left him?

546
00:27:52,390 --> 00:27:53,440
I thought he left you.

547
00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:55,180
That's it.

548
00:27:55,310 --> 00:27:56,360
Push.

549
00:27:56,970 --> 00:27:58,020
There you are.

550
00:27:58,590 --> 00:27:59,970
Taste of things to come, eh?

551
00:28:01,590 --> 00:28:04,960
I'm not changing my mind about it.
There's no point talking about it.

552
00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:07,850
You spoil everything you do. No, I
don't. Yes, you do.

553
00:28:08,450 --> 00:28:09,930
I hate you. No, you don't.

554
00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:27,060
As soon as I'm 18, we can marry anyway.

555
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,860
Great. So wait till you're 18, then.

556
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:31,840
Come on, Jazz, let's go.

557
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,930
It's OK.

558
00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:42,310
I'm all right.

559
00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:43,390
Little Al.

560
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,130
Daddy's alive.

561
00:28:45,131 --> 00:28:49,999
Good morning. You're listening to The
Big One. I don't know what you've got

562
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,080
planned today, but it is a fantastic day
outside. The sun is shining.

563
00:29:10,670 --> 00:29:11,720
to do today.

564
00:29:19,450 --> 00:29:20,500
Alan.

565
00:29:20,501 --> 00:29:22,069
I've solved your problem.

566
00:29:22,070 --> 00:29:22,869
Which one?

567
00:29:22,870 --> 00:29:23,920
Emma or the car?

568
00:29:23,921 --> 00:29:25,009
The last one.

569
00:29:25,010 --> 00:29:28,209
Oh, the fact I'm up to my eyes in debt
with no real means to pay it off.

570
00:29:28,210 --> 00:29:29,530
No, the last one. The car one.

571
00:29:29,630 --> 00:29:31,490
Oh. You're going to pay to get it fixed?

572
00:29:31,491 --> 00:29:32,489
No.

573
00:29:32,490 --> 00:29:33,949
But I've got the next best thing.

574
00:29:33,950 --> 00:29:35,000
Ta -da!

575
00:29:36,350 --> 00:29:37,400
Here's my ankle.

576
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:40,050
That'll work. Good as new.

577
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:43,219
thick dining in the back here.

578
00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:44,780
Look. And wait for it.

579
00:30:38,990 --> 00:30:40,490
Is it OK if I go to Emma's party?

580
00:30:40,930 --> 00:30:41,980
It's up to you, babes.

581
00:30:41,981 --> 00:30:45,929
But is that the realest up to you, or a
clouty one? Like when we have to decide

582
00:30:45,930 --> 00:30:48,669
whether to go to Dad and Nadine's for
Christmas dinner?

583
00:30:48,670 --> 00:30:51,770
Look, Emma's crossed and me loving her
you.

584
00:30:52,510 --> 00:30:54,860
I really, really want you to go if you
want to go.

585
00:30:56,610 --> 00:30:57,660
Now, wish me luck.

586
00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:00,620
I've got to get to Mrs Barclay's on this
thing.

587
00:31:01,350 --> 00:31:02,400
Bye, Mum.

588
00:31:24,430 --> 00:31:25,480
See that face?

589
00:31:26,090 --> 00:31:28,990
Yeah. That's the color I want to do the
bathroom.

590
00:32:31,419 --> 00:32:33,159
Barclay, I got a terrible accident.

591
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,160
Obviously, I'll pay for any damage,
but... Hello?

592
00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:38,590
She's out.

593
00:32:38,591 --> 00:32:40,919
She's gone to pick up a chocolate
fountain.

594
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,060
A chocolate fountain?

595
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,220
You cycle up that hill?

596
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:49,019
Yeah. I'm not much of a judge when it
comes to ironing, but... That looks a

597
00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:50,100
crap. It is.

598
00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:52,030
Right.

599
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,800
You're coming with me.

600
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,540
Still not dry? Don't worry.

601
00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:31,750
Blimey.

602
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:34,010
Well, when it's what you do day in, day
out.

603
00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:37,359
I'll drop this off for you, if you like.
Back to the dragon's lair.

604
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,180
She do fancy you, Mrs Barkley, do?

605
00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:40,820
No, she's just after me money.

606
00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:43,020
Mum, where's my camera?

607
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,860
Er, top shelf.

608
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,280
Really gets the energy from it.

609
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,610
Oh, hello.

610
00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:55,039
I had an accident on the tricycle and
this is, erm... Oh, my God, I don't know

611
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,090
your name.

612
00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:58,390
It's Sean.

613
00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,770
Hiya, I'm Stella.

614
00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:00,870
All right?

615
00:34:00,871 --> 00:34:03,959
You haven't got jet lag, have you? You
need to get that checked out. She means

616
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,699
with blood, she does. She always gets
them mixed up. This is my mother, Meg.

617
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:07,699
Hiya, you all right?

618
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:10,419
How do you do? Well, you laugh about it,
but Cheryl Cleaver's mother added

619
00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:13,759
you'll never see her out of a neck
brace. That's because she's on the

620
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,239
Ben, Mum, I'm all right.

621
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,350
Ben, this is Sean.

622
00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:19,030
He's got a Harley.

623
00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:20,209
How many feces?

624
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,370
1 ,500.

625
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:25,540
Cool. Right, well, we'd better get off.

626
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,220
It's all right for him?

627
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:29,950
Yeah.

628
00:34:30,179 --> 00:34:32,639
Still, we're going for Emma, all right?

629
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,370
I know.

630
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,249
Enjoy yourself.

631
00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:38,910
Really.

632
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,650
OK.

633
00:34:40,820 --> 00:34:41,870
See you later.

634
00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:44,860
Nice to meet you, Sean.

635
00:34:45,219 --> 00:34:46,269
You too.

636
00:34:46,270 --> 00:34:49,879
So I get the feeling you're meant to be
somewhere else.

637
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,930
Long story.

638
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,590
I thought washing's got at least 20
minutes left.

639
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,140
I'd take that as a compliment.

640
00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:12,079
It's really, really, really nice.

641
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,440
Is Papa Indian or not?

642
00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:15,380
That's because we are Indian.

643
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,820
You did know that, didn't you?

644
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,430
Tanisha -ji, come on. You've got to get
changed.

645
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:21,750
We are here.

646
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,410
I'm coming.

647
00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:31,380
Tanisha's so... I can't believe it.

648
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,010
Oh, come on.

649
00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:35,820
She wanted to make it nice for us.

650
00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:40,310
Let me give your mum a call.

651
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:43,270
It's not too late. Yes, it is.

652
00:35:46,530 --> 00:35:48,370
Yeah, it is too late -like.

653
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,450
Come on, let's try the music out.

654
00:35:56,010 --> 00:35:57,690
So your eldest, Luke, is it?

655
00:35:58,550 --> 00:35:59,600
Luke, yeah.

656
00:35:59,601 --> 00:36:02,989
Well, then what would you have said if,
like, your mother had told you, I don't

657
00:36:02,990 --> 00:36:04,910
know, that you had to have him adopted?

658
00:36:04,911 --> 00:36:06,749
Would you have listened to her?

659
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:09,729
Look, I know what this is and you're
very convincing in that.

660
00:36:09,730 --> 00:36:12,650
At the end of the day, Emma's making a
big mistake.

661
00:36:12,950 --> 00:36:15,690
Maybe she is, but it's her mistake to
make, isn't it?

662
00:36:16,510 --> 00:36:18,870
So you've got any kids then, Sean?

663
00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:20,440
Not yet.

664
00:36:21,230 --> 00:36:22,280
Stella.

665
00:36:23,590 --> 00:36:24,640
All done?

666
00:36:25,570 --> 00:36:26,830
Better get cracking then.

667
00:36:30,370 --> 00:36:34,810
It's none of my business this, but Emma
might be your only ever daughter and...

668
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,580
This might be her only ever engagement
party.

669
00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:43,260
Seems a shame to miss it.

670
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,490
Don't you think?

671
00:36:58,780 --> 00:36:59,830
Bessamy, my old car.

672
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,080
It's better than the Pontypunter.

673
00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:04,380
Welcome to you both.

674
00:37:04,830 --> 00:37:07,010
All right, I'm Carl. I am but Emma's
dad.

675
00:37:07,290 --> 00:37:09,010
Ah, good to meet you properly.

676
00:37:09,011 --> 00:37:12,489
I know, because I buy my wank marks from
you most weeks, but I don't even know

677
00:37:12,490 --> 00:37:13,540
your name.

678
00:37:14,350 --> 00:37:15,400
Jagadish.

679
00:37:15,470 --> 00:37:16,520
Which one?

680
00:37:16,670 --> 00:37:17,950
The jagged edge, is it?

681
00:37:18,930 --> 00:37:20,010
No, it's Jagadish.

682
00:37:20,970 --> 00:37:24,510
So, granddads together, we should go for
a pint sometime, then.

683
00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:26,950
Don't be ignorant, Carl, man.

684
00:37:27,090 --> 00:37:29,030
You don't drink. I'm a Sliminy.

685
00:37:29,610 --> 00:37:30,950
I'm not a Muslim, actually.

686
00:37:31,390 --> 00:37:32,440
Yes, I'm a no -no.

687
00:37:32,441 --> 00:37:34,119
Yeah, I'm definitely something.

688
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,360
I'm Nadine. I'm the staff, ma 'am.

689
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,540
Pleased to meet you. I'm Phoenicia.

690
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,000
You must be Nadine.

691
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,980
No, it's Nadine. It is. Actually, no. I
quite like that.

692
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,220
Nadine. Like Chardonnay.

693
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:49,910
Hey, Nadine. You've got to try these
pasties, fresh. They're stunning.

694
00:37:50,260 --> 00:37:52,670
Actually, it's Nadine, my name. I've
changed it.

695
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,250
That's fine.

696
00:38:12,710 --> 00:38:13,850
Yeah, I'm great. Really.

697
00:38:14,181 --> 00:38:16,229
All right, bro?

698
00:38:16,230 --> 00:38:17,410
What are you waiting?

699
00:38:18,490 --> 00:38:19,540
How lucky me.

700
00:38:19,970 --> 00:38:22,490
Awesome. You look like a quality street.

701
00:38:23,830 --> 00:38:25,130
Hey, Ben.

702
00:38:26,090 --> 00:38:27,250
What I found today.

703
00:38:28,010 --> 00:38:29,060
In the shed.

704
00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:31,570
Grandad's bravery medal.

705
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,980
When he rescued those people from the
mine.

706
00:38:34,470 --> 00:38:36,450
Petty never told you about that, did he?

707
00:38:36,550 --> 00:38:37,930
Yeah, sort of.

708
00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:40,300
It was in the papers and everything it
was.

709
00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:41,600
Here you go.

710
00:38:50,510 --> 00:38:52,500
Go get this on my phone. Put it on
YouTube.

711
00:38:55,510 --> 00:38:57,730
It all looks ever so exotic, Nicole.

712
00:38:58,830 --> 00:38:59,910
Should we be induced?

713
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:01,390
Eyes are quite fancier.

714
00:39:01,391 --> 00:39:03,669
I thought you wanted to do ballroom
dancing.

715
00:39:03,670 --> 00:39:04,720
Oh, yeah.

716
00:39:04,790 --> 00:39:06,030
Well, you can't do both.

717
00:39:06,570 --> 00:39:07,620
What's it to be?

718
00:39:07,650 --> 00:39:10,670
I think the dress is more nice at the
ballroom, to be honest.

719
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:12,440
More flattering.

720
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:14,750
Yeah, let's stick to ballroom.

721
00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:16,440
Tell me again.

722
00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:18,100
Which bit?

723
00:39:20,110 --> 00:39:27,089
The bits where the big, hairy miner is
all sweating and

724
00:39:27,090 --> 00:39:33,789
rough rescues the poor, vulnerable
people trapped deep, deep in the deep,

725
00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:35,650
mine. All alone.

726
00:39:36,930 --> 00:39:37,980
Defenseless.

727
00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:39,560
Right then.

728
00:39:40,370 --> 00:39:42,370
Yeah. A bit.

729
00:39:43,950 --> 00:39:47,260
Right, you get on. Get down the cellar,
hide under the broken chair.

730
00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:48,650
I'll come and rescue you.

731
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,170
Give me ten minutes.

732
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,800
Sorry, excuse me.

733
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:08,770
Do you remember?

734
00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:11,240
Yeah. Someone outside wants to see you.

735
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:15,440
I'm sure.

736
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:16,770
He's got an alley.

737
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:17,930
How do you know?

738
00:40:18,890 --> 00:40:19,970
I had a Harley once.

739
00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:22,190
Whoa, how fast do you go on it?

740
00:40:23,150 --> 00:40:24,410
Don't be daft, kid.

741
00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:25,740
Only joke, eh?

742
00:40:26,650 --> 00:40:28,570
Imagine your old bumper on a motorbike.

743
00:40:28,990 --> 00:40:30,190
It'd be a laughing stock.

744
00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:42,449
Ma 'am, I'm really

745
00:40:42,450 --> 00:40:43,500
sorry.

746
00:40:45,450 --> 00:40:46,500
Me too.

747
00:41:05,740 --> 00:41:08,820
Mother, you feel like getting married is
so final, you know?

748
00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:11,320
It's not as final as having this baby.

749
00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:13,190
True.

750
00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:15,880
Look what he got me, Mum.

751
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,410
Oh, Em.

752
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:20,940
I proper love him, Mum.

753
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,020
I know you proper do.

754
00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:26,800
Right, we'll use the deal.

755
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:31,060
You can have this baby.

756
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:34,010
Oh, thank you very much. And you can get
married.

757
00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:35,940
Thank you very much.

758
00:41:35,990 --> 00:41:40,009
But before you do any of that, I want
you to stay on at school and do your PhD

759
00:41:40,010 --> 00:41:41,060
exam.

760
00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:46,020
OK.

761
00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:49,470
Well, that one's very difficult.

762
00:41:49,471 --> 00:41:51,089
Oh, you're right, though, aren't you?

763
00:41:51,090 --> 00:41:53,560
I'm going to be bored on my books in the
normal day.

764
00:41:53,950 --> 00:41:56,750
May as well do some poxy GCSEs.

765
00:41:57,950 --> 00:41:59,000
Deal, then?

766
00:41:59,570 --> 00:42:00,620
Deal.

767
00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:07,610
You don't want no trouble, Prash. It's
not the Hindu way.

768
00:42:07,970 --> 00:42:14,010
This means such a lot to us.

769
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:19,269
Well, I'm sorry for telling you to stick
your deal up your...

770
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:22,570
Don't give it another thought.

771
00:42:22,970 --> 00:42:27,090
You know, sometimes I have a mouth so
filthy I make my husband weep.

772
00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:57,140
My boy's coming home in a month, and
that will make me smile.

773
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,500
So, Paula, what do you reckon?

774
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:02,120
Can you give Dick a funeral he'll never
forget?

775
00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:09,919
Seeing such a good turnout today would
have made Dick a very proud Dick. A Dick

776
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,100
Ticklepink. You're not helping,
sweetheart.

777
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,240
In fact, you're freaking me out. Bobby!

778
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,200
I think we've got a problem.

779
00:43:17,201 --> 00:43:18,669
Oh, I've got a...

780
00:43:18,670 --> 00:43:23,220
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